loneookami asked:
This is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard the S.S Kinky where the waters are always rough, but that’s the way we like them. This will be a wild ride full of gorgeous women, kinky queer things, and occasional erotica so if you cant handle that you should calmly disembark. But if that's right up your alley, well then come on aboard, put your hand between your legs, and enjoy the ride.

Huh ?